Dear Sunshine State, I love your weather but this exclusive pepsi nonsense has got to go. Coke products please and for the love of all that is holy please wake up and smell the diet dr pepper! Im in St Louis and they have the sweet magical juice I so desperately crave. It has never […]
Do you ever wonder if this is it? Could this be as good as it gets? I mean, regardless how good or bad it might be for you at this very moment, this could truly be the top of your game, the best you’re gonna get, the peak of your life. If it is…how happy […]
Nothing better than driving 7 hours the day after a 15 hour drinking binge that was simply an encore of the previous day’s activity…getting hit by a car, having to sleep outside…you know, the usual Omaha visitor experience.
Dane Cook is a pathetic excuse for a human. He is also a horrible comedian.
Dear Cowboy, I left the gate open. There’s a bag of treats and a weeks worth of dog food behind the AC. I have taken the liberty of printing off a map of the area. Please remove your collar before you “escape”. Don’t go away mad. Just go away. Sorry it didn’t work out, but […]
Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must live. – Charles Bukowski
You guys are the best. Not like THOSE people. You know the ones…that aren’t you guys.
All freaking people who don’t return their shopping carts to the shopping cart return bin must freaking die. That is all.
So my wife and I were chaperones for my daughter’s cotillion classes yesterday evening and we were serving refreshments and this little boy introduced himself to me and my wife and then uttered this classic gem to my wife: “it was a pleasure to meet you Mrs. Cooper. You’re a very lucky woman to be […]
and I’ll show you a man. –Me, sometime in the late 90′s.