• (Edit to include update at the top) Updated Note 3-10-14:  Beach Body finally got back with me last week.  After I wrote this and they took good care of me.  They credited my account for all 3 of the charges and said to just keep the shakeology order when it arrives. I’m pretty thrilled about… [Continue Reading]

    Let me tell you about my Team Beachbody Experience
  • Dear Sunshine State, I love your weather but this exclusive pepsi nonsense has got to go. Coke products please and for the love of all that is holy please wake up and smell the diet dr pepper! Im in St Louis and they have the sweet magical juice I so desperately crave. It has never… [Continue Reading]

    Florida, the sunshine state
  • Do you ever wonder if this is it? Could this be as good as it gets? I mean, regardless how good or bad it might be for you at this very moment, this could truly be the top of your game, the best you’re gonna get, the peak of your life. If it is…how happy… [Continue Reading]

    As good as it gets?
  • Nothing better than driving 7 hours the day after a 15 hour drinking binge that was simply an encore of the previous day’s activity…getting hit by a car, having to sleep outside…you know, the usual Omaha visitor experience.

    Adventures in Omaha
  • Dane Cook is a pathetic excuse for a human. He is also a horrible comedian.

    Dane Cook

Florida, the sunshine state

Dear Sunshine State, I love your weather but this exclusive pepsi nonsense has got to go. Coke products please and for the love of all that is holy please wake up and smell the diet dr pepper! Im in St Louis and they have the sweet magical juice I so desperately crave. It has never [...]

As good as it gets?

Do you ever wonder if this is it? Could this be as good as it gets? I mean, regardless how good or bad it might be for you at this very moment, this could truly be the top of your game, the best you’re gonna get, the peak of your life. If it is…how happy [...]

Adventures in Omaha

Nothing better than driving 7 hours the day after a 15 hour drinking binge that was simply an encore of the previous day’s activity…getting hit by a car, having to sleep outside…you know, the usual Omaha visitor experience.

Dear Cowboy

Dear Cowboy, I left the gate open. There’s a bag of treats and a weeks worth of dog food behind the AC. I have taken the liberty of printing off a map of the area. Please remove your collar before you “escape”. Don’t go away mad. Just go away. Sorry it didn’t work out, but [...]

A lucky woman indeed

So my wife and I were chaperones for my daughter’s cotillion classes yesterday evening and we were serving refreshments and this little boy introduced himself to me and my wife and then uttered this classic gem to my wife: “it was a pleasure to meet you Mrs. Cooper. You’re a very lucky woman to be [...]